#12 Laugh It Off
Well, this could have been much, much worse, couldn't it?
#11 An Ovation
Usually, when we're talking about matters of the sexual nature, an orgasm is the only big "O" that tends to be involved. But it's nice to get a response from the crowd too.
#10 Giving Head
Well doesn't that make you feel all warm and fuzzy? It's lovely that this woman can violently assault her man during the act and then laugh about it later.
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#9 Making Faces
It would change things dramatically if we knew if the guy was making these faces on purpose or not. We're guessing not. Unless she was having sex with Jim Carrey. On the plus side, she wasn't laughing at his penis, and yet, on the downside, she did k...
#8 Huh?!
He purposely burped in your face and you you thought it was funny? What is it with kids these days?! Well, not kids, coz that would be…you know, illegal. It's a figure of speech, alright?!
#7 Yes, It Is Mean!
Then again, if the dude was that bad then maybe he really needed some criticism. Perhaps that criticism would have done more good if it was constructive but hey, it's better than nothing, right?
#3 Flip It! 
#6 Muppet Sex
If you have never had a fantasy involving at least one member of the Muppets, then you simply haven't lived. A fact that this couple is quite familiar with. Go you guys!
#5 Feline Three-Way?
Nobody is condoning bestiality here but seriously, if the story progressed any further and you had to write it, where would it go? That's what I thought…
#4 OMG, It’s In!
To be fair, dude, we don't blame her. While we can identify with this, one of life's ultimate small victories, everybody usually safes the "Oh my God"s for a bit later in proceedings.
Because I have no idea what these people look like, and I'm a visual person, I imagined them as cartoon characters. Then I realized I was picturing cartoon sex in my head. That's when I decided there could be something wrong with me.
#2 Call Me “Mike”
Good on ya, Mike, you're a real funny guy. But did anybody else imagine Mike with a long beard, kicking off his sandals and tossing his off-white robe to the floor before jumping in bed?
#1 Pee Pee
This is concerning. Anybody who calls their wee wee a "pee pee" shouldn't really be having sex on account of the fact they should be in elementary school…
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