Women thought during bikini wax
You know There are about a million and one things that run through
your head while you're getting a bikini wax. Even if you're a total
pro at waxing, you still have a ton of time to think about your life
while you're getting your body hair ripped off by a stranger. Here are
11 things you've probably thought while that's happening.
1. "Do I have to chitchat with the waxer?" It seems rude not to. I'll
just make some really awkward and super-lame joke about the weather or
my vulva, and then I'll be silent literally the rest of the time.
4. "Is it weird that a stranger is rubbing hot wax on my vagina? Yup."
I don't see it getting less weird any time soon and I am right because
it won't.
5. "Honestly, it's just a piece of wax pulling hair off my body and I
have a high pain tolerance. It's fine." Look at how gently she's
pressing the little strips on. I don't know why I always worry about
this so much. I'm a woman. I can handle some stupid waxing pain.
6. "I hate you/Why did I come here/I hate this/No." *Breathes
heavily.* OK, but at least you're like, mostly done now, right? Right?
7. "Well, at least now that I remember how painful it is, it'll get
less painful with each strip." Hahaha, JK. It does not. It's fine
though. I'll just breathe through it and be patient.
8. "ARE YOU FREAKING DONE YET??? COME ON!!!!" Seriously, this is a
relatively small area! How many strips could you possibly need? Please
finish soon or use bigger waxing strips because I cannot.
9. "Yessss, cooling gel FTW." More please. All of the gel. I want all
of the gel.
10. "It'd be cool if you could say, 'Good job' or something, but if
not, NBD." Ideally, you'd throw in a "Wow, most of my clients have a
way harder time with waxing but you're basically a superhero" but no
pressure.
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