Thursday, 30 June 2016

V@gin@ care before you sleep Everyday..

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We are used to taking off our make-up and brushing our teeth before going to bed but there’s something not less important than our ordinary bedtime rituals.
Health experts insist that what we wear or rather not wear to bed is seriously impacting health of our private parts. They are convinced that sleeping in your birthday suit is wholesome to your body particularly if you’re prone to Vaginal issues.
Doctors explain that tight underwear, sweat and moist down there creates a breeding ground for bad bacteria that can trigger various infections.

Nancy Herta, M.D., an ob-gyn at Michigan State University told Glamour, explains:“Allowing that area to get some air helps to keep it dry and clean” also telling the site how the Vagina takes better care of itself with some ‘breathing room’.”
In case if going commando is not something you feel comfortable with you may at least change tightly-fitted knickers to loose-fitting cotton pyjamas, “which can help absorb some of the moisture instead of keeping it right against you, like silk or lace does.”
By the way, underwear-clad men are also at risk — they should be prepared not only for chafing, irritation and skin infections but also for bad quality sperm and fertility problems.
Remember that sleeping in the nude can also help to cool down the body temperature, which in its turn lowers blood pressure, improves your sleep quality, boosts relationship with your partner and even burns calories.

How to Know When A girl is Interested in you


There are moments when the men are probably too relaxed when it comes to dating; they would rather allow things to play out and watch where the tides take them. Women on the other hand do not really have that patience. Their emotions would always betray them and sell them out.
It is very hard for women to keep their emotions bottled in; they would always find one way or the other to reach out to the men and commune with them. When they are not speaking, they use body languages and that seems to work faster than speeches at times for men who understand these unwritten codes.
Men who do not have really have experience when it comes to dealing with women will find this piece helpful since it would be outrageous for us to tell women to be more forward and approach men first. The best we can do in this case is to help men decipher the signs ladies are throwing them. This would help them know when to act and when not to act.

n reality, there are men who would hang around ladies for as possible looking for signs that would give them the green light. Another issue men might have in this case is wrongly interpreting the signs and not acting immediately.
Find below some of the basic signs that says a woman is interested in you:

1. When she enjoys talking to you

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If a lady does not like you at all, she would not waste her time trying to start a conversation with you. In this case, you are likely to get cold responses that has ‘Keep Off’ echoing in your head.
If a woman likes you, she would wanna talk to you at all cost and engage you whichever way she could. Topics that would interest you would always be discussed and she would be polite all through.

2. When she reaches out to you first

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When a lady reaches out to you first without her calling for an official or work related issue, then she is definitely into you. Normally, women wait for the men to reach out to them first, they enjoy baiting men and love the attention they get from them.
But when a woman breaks this chasing rule and comes after you, then it is huge. If the feeling is mutual, then ‘Don’t Dull’ like Nigerians would say. Go for it man!

3. When she stalks you on social media

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When a woman starts to stalk you on social media and monitors your Facebook page and activities without being paid, then you can never miss it. She is not just interested in you, she is already into you.
Depending on your plans concerning her, you may do as you deem fit. But if this is a lady you have been crushing on since like forever, your miracle has come. Do not forget to share the testimony.

4. When she touches you

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This is flirting 101 activated. A lady who has tried all of the things above may decide to take it a notch higher and play this move on you. If you ignore this sign then we do not know how else to help you.
The mystery is gradually unraveling and you are getting a clearer picture of her feelings towards you. Do not act ignorant here. It would be totally unacceptable.

5. When she challenges the distance between you both

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When a woman who has tried all forms of signs and body languages finally speaks out and queries your distance with her, then she is hundred and one percent into you. This is her solemn way of letting you know she wants things to intensify between you both.
At this point, she is telling you to feel free to call her at anytime, visit her more often and possibly take her out. This is what we would call ‘The-go-ahead’ sign.

6. When she tells you her relationship status

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Of course, it has to be single. This is her saying ‘Look, I’m available. What are you waiting for?’ And in retrospect, what are you waiting for? For her to get on her knees and propose to you? Dey der.

7. When she touches her body

A lady who keeps touching her hair, face and body is obviously interested in you. Why else would a lady be drawing patterns on her body knowing fully well that your eyes would follow her hands as they touch these spots?
We would call this ‘Flirting 401′. It is an advanced form of flirting and a silent plea hoping you would be the one to trace pleasurable lines all over her body.

8. When she asks you some personal question

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Why else would she do that if not because she is interested in you? This is a big sign; one that says she wants to know everything about you. She wants to be in your head and know you inside out. Cooperate with her if your emotion is on par with hers.

9. When she stares hard at you

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A woman who is interested in you would stare hard at you because she cannot help keeping her eyes off you. If you catch her more than five times in a minute, we do not know what other sign you are looking for.

10. When she looks you in the eye

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She wants you to read her clearly; she is bold enough to say she wants you with her eyes. A woman who is interested in you would laugh openly when you talk and would always lock gaze with you.

Men, who do these things, protect their erection and never fail during sex

Here is an amazing fact for you – if you can keep your Pen.!s healthy, you can preserve the health of your heart, too. So, do your best to protect your erection and have a longer, healthier and happier life!
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Here is what one of the scientists has to say:
A lot of guys know their lifestyle is harming their health, but it isn’t until it begins to affect their Sex life that they start to listen.”
So, can you really do something to protect your erection and sex life? You can, but first, let’s understand how an erection works to learn why these things can help you to protect it.
How erection works
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Once your brain gets Sexually excited, it sends the signal down to your veins and arteries. Your Pen.!s has both. Arteries supply the blood into this organ and veins drain it off. When you get sexually aroused, the arteries relax and allow more blood inflow, while the veins narrow down to stop the draining. That’s how the erection happens.
Best erection protection tips
Stay in good shape
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Being overweight negatively affects not only your heart but your ability to attain an enormous erection. When you are working out, your vessels get trained, too. So, they become more capable of delivering the blood to your Penis and the veins close up tighter to keep it in for the firmer stand.
Plus, exercises train your heart. It is the pump that supplies the blood for a great erection. If you have extra weight, it is harder for the blood to get down to the right spot. So, working out and staying fit and lean protects your erection.

Angry mob lynch policeman over motorcyclist's death

Enugu State Police Command, has confirmed the death of a policeman, Nobert Ugwuanyi, who was beaten to coma by angry mob in Nsukka on Tuesday for allegedly killing a motorcyclist.

Mr Ebere Amaraizu, Enugu State Police Public Relations Officer (PPRO) confirmed this to the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) in a telephone interview on Wednesday.
He said that the policeman was confirmed dead on Wednesday morning at a hospital.
``Yes the policeman, beaten by mob at Beach Junction in Nsukka Local Government Area, on Tuesday has died as a result of serious injury inflicted on him by the mob,‘ he said.
Amaraizu said the police had commenced investigation to unravel the circumstances that led to the beaten of the officer to coma that resulted in his death.
``All the people involved in beaten him will be made to face the full weight of the law.
``He was on official duty; if anybody feels he has acted above his power, there are appropriate means to seek redress, ‘’he said.
NAN gathered that the deceased police officer was rushed to Bishop Shananahan hospital Nsukka on Tuesday in state of coma.
From the hospital, he was referred to one of the hospitals in Enugu as result serious injury on his head.
The deceased policeman, who was attached to Nsukka Building Material Taskforce allegedly, killed a motorcyclist on Tuesday at Beach junction Nsukka

Outfit of the day - Wale Soluade


Style Inspiration is being smart and relaxed while using the guidelines of fashion to portray your individuality, with great style and comfortability.

OOTD inspiration is a laidback and colorful ensemble by popular fashion blogger and influencer, Wale Soluade of ‘A Curated Man’ blog. The ensemble consists of a blush cotton, linen jacket, paired with a crisp, white oxford shirt and red and blue windowpane pants.

The stylish gentleman completed his look with a white pocket square, featuring a red tip, panama hat and a pair of glorious white Chuck Taylor Converse sneakers. He also accessorized with a little lapel brooch.

This is how you want to be seen, as the weekend approaches. The look definitely has soft color palettes, as well as a very casual vibe, seeing as the blazer is not quite structured, with a light fabric. Once you add a pair of Chuck Taylors, you are ready for the weekend. 
For more of Soluade’s style, check his Instagram page: @wheres.wale

Wednesday, 29 June 2016

Funny Quotes from Robert Gabriel Mugabe




QUOTES FROM MUGABE
1. Any man who successfully convinces a
monkey that honey is sweeter than
banana, is
capable of selling condoms to a Roman
father.
2. Dear ladies, If your boyfriend didn't
wish you a
happy mother's day or sing sweet mother
for
you, you should stop breastfeeding him.
3. He who swallows a complete coconut have
absolute trust in his anus.
4. Dear sisters, don't be deceived by a man
who
text you "I miss you" only when it's raining,
because you are not an umbrella.
5. Swimming pool is more useful than
Liverpool.
6. If over 15 guys have sucked your
breasts, you
don't need to call those things "your
breasts", It's
called COW BELL, OUR MILK! - Repeat
after me,
OUR MILK!
7. It's hard to bewitch African girls these
days.
Every time you take a piece from her hair
to the
witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent
woman
gets mad or a factory in China catches
fire.
8. All I hear always is, 'No sex before
marriage?'
If that was God's plan, then you would
receive
your penis or vagina on your wedding day.
9. The only warning Africans take serious is
LOW
BATTERY.
10. Men sucking lady's breast is normal
because
the act was learnt in childhood when they
were
young but the act of lady's sucking men's
d*ck is
what baffles me, where did they learn it
from?
11. Whenever things seem to start going
well in
your life, the Devil comes along and gives
you a
'girlfriend'.
12. When your clothes are made of cassava
leaves, you don't take a goat as a friend.
13. If you have attended over 100
weddings in
your life and still single, you are not
different
from a Canopy.
14. Dating a slim/slender guy is cool. The
problem is when you are lying on his chest
then
his ribs draw adidas lines on your face.
15. If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop
talking
about inner beauty because men don't walk
around with X-rays to see inner beauty.
16. Respect pregnant women because it's
not
easy walking around with evidence that
you've
had sex.
17. Some of the girls of today can't even
jog for
5 minutes but they expect a guy to last in
bed
with you for 2 hours? Your level of
selfishness
demands a one week crusade.
18. I stopped trusting ladies when my class
3
girlfriend left me for another boy all
because he
bought a sharpener wid a mirror.
19. Nothing makes a woman more confused
than being in a relationship with a "broke"
man
who's extremely good in bed.
20. Witchcraft is when a 24 year old girl
who
cannot jog for 5 minutes expects a 40 year
old
man to last for 1 hour in bed.
21. Being dumped by a dark-skinned girl is
the
worst thing ever; because anytime you get
home
and see charcoal, you become emotional.
22. Women with beauty and no brains, it is
your
private parts will suffer the most.
23. When one's goat gets missing, the
aroma of
a neighbour's soup gets suspicious.
24. Its better for a man to be stingy with
his
money because he hustled for it than a
woman
to deny you a hole she didn't drill.
25. Even Satan wasn't gay, he approached
naked
Eve instead of naked Adam. Say no to
same-sex
marriage.
26. If you are a married man and you
find
yourself attracted to school girls, just buy
your
wife a school uniform.
27. It is every man's dream to remove a
woman's
pant one day but NOT when it's on a drying
line.
28. Virginity is the best wedding gift any
man
would receive from his newly wed wife but
lately,
there's nothing as such any-longer because
it'll
have already been given out as a Birthday
gift,
token of Appreciation, Job assurance,
Church
collection, Examination marking schemes &
for
Lorry fares!"
29. Treat every part of your towel nicely
because
the part that wipes your buttocks today will
wipe
your face tomorrow.
30. We are living in a generation where
people “in
love” are free to touch each others’ private
parts
but cannot touch each others’ phones
because
they’re private.”
31. Sometimes you look back at girls you
spent
money on rather than send it to your mum
and
you realise witchcraft is real.
32. If President Barack Obama wants me to
allow
marriage for same-sex couples in my
country
(Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I
marry
him first.
33. South Africans will kick down a statue
of a
dead white man but won’t even attempt to
slap a
live one. Yet they can stone to death a
black
man simply because he’s a foreigner.
34. What is the problem? We now have
aeroplanes which can take them back
quicker
than the ships used by their ancestors.
36. Cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in
a
piece of paper with fire on one end and a
fool on
the other end.
37. A brave man is he who has a running
stomach and still wants to flatulate.
38. Journalist: Sir don't you think 89 years
would
be a great time to retire as a President
Mugabe: Have you ever asked the Queen
this
question or is it just for African leaders?
39. Interviewer: Mr President, wen are you
bidding the people of Zimbabwe farewell?
Robert: Where are they going?
40.My dear ladies, please don't buy a
selfie stick
when your armpit itself needs a shaving
stick

nicknames Nigerians call 13 state governors (funny photos)

Most Nigerian governors have already been given nicknames and below are some of the funny names they are being addressed as.
1. Akinwumi Ambode: He is the governor of Lagos state and has been nicknamed ‘Quilox’, which is one of Nigeria’s most celebrated nightclubs. He was given this name because he’s said to frequently patronize the expensive nightclub. This came to the limelight after someone spotted him at the popular nightclub sometime in 2015 after he was sworn in as governor.
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2. Rauf Aregbesola: He is the governor of Osun state and is mostly referred to as ‘Ogbeni’. He took up the title of Ogbeni, the Yoruba word for mister in 2010. He is also fondly called ‘Baba Kabiru’ owing to the fact that his first child is named Kabiru.
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3. Ayodele Fayose: The governor of Ekiti state is mostly referred to as the ‘Stomach Infrastructure’ governor because he believes in feeding his people and is always sharing food items. He is the most controversial governor. Fayose made the term, stomach infrastructure popular in Nigeria’s political dictionary.
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4. Abiola Ajimobi: The governor of Oyo state is called ‘Eji’ because of his gap-tooth. The word ‘EJi’ is the Yoruba translation of gap-tooth.
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5. Rochas Okorocha: Some Igbos call the Imo state governo ‘Okoro Hausa’ because they are of the opinion that he has given himself to Hausa Fulani as an instrument of destruction against the restoration of Biafra and for the total islamization of Biafra land.
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6. Ifeanyi Okowa: The Delta state governor is referred to as ‘Opolo Eye’ by some people. This is because he has big eye balls. “Opolo” is the Yoruba translation for toad.
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7. Mallam Nasir El Rufai: The Kaduna state governor is referred to as ‘Mai Rusau’ and ‘Hell-Rufai’ which means The Demolisher. This is because of his actions when he was Nigeria’s FCT Minister and there were so many demolitions in Abuja and likewise in Kaduna where he is the current state governor.
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8. Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi: The governor of Enugu state got the name ‘Cry Cry Baby’, following his shedding of tears when he visited Ukpabi, Nimbo, in Uzo-Uwani local government area of the state after they were attacked by Fulani herdsmen.
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9. Abdulfatah Ahmed: the Kwara state governor is called ‘Omoodo Saraki’ (Saraki’s House Boy).
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10. Abdullahi Ganduje: The governor of Kano state is referred to by residents of the state as‘Mijin Hajiya’ and ‘Me Barci’. Mijin Hajiya because of his wife’s influence on him or Me barci because he frequently sleeps in public functions.
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Some past governors also have nicknames that have stuck.
11. Rotimi Amaechi: The former Rivers state governor was given the name ‘Lion of Ubima’ following his fallout with ex-president Goodluck Jonathan and the Peoples Democratic Party. Some also referred to him as the ‘Judas of Ubima’ for betraying Jonathan and teaming up with the ruling All Progressives Congress.

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12. Adebayo Alao-Akala: The former governor of Oyo state was called the ‘Bleaching governor’ during his tenure because of his obvious light skinned complexion.
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13. Asiwaju Bola Tinubu: The former governor of Lagos state is better known as ‘Jagaban’, a title which has gained prominence, especially among his numerous followers and political allies.
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Do you know other governors with nicknames? Post yours

Now Open!! Blowjob cafe offering Oralsex and coffee opens

The controversial cafe offering its customers oral Sex:’ and coffee will open in Geneva by the end of this year.
The unusual service will make the coffee one of the most expensive in Europe and cost up to £42, according to Facegirl, the company running similar cafés in Thailand.
A spokesman to the firm,Bradley Chavet, said men would only need to choose a drink and prostitute using a tablet. Then they can sit and relax at the bar, sipping their coffee and enjoying the process. He added: “In five or ten minutes, it’s all over.”

While prostitution is legal in Switzerland, the cafe will have to recieve valid permits for their S3@.x:’ workers. If two or more prostitutes will sell their services it must register as massage parlour.
However, the idea was harshly criticised by a local anti-prostitution group, which claimed only those setting up the business would benefit from it.
The post bl@.wj@.b cafe offering @.ral S3@.x:’ and coffee opens in Europe appeared first on Nigeria News today & Breaking news | Nigerian newspapers 24/7.

See The Massive Fibroid Removed From A Woman’s Stomach In Nigeria ( Photos)

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According to a post shared on Facebook by Abraham OC Ogolo, doctors at a Nigerian hospital removed a giant fibroid weighing 26kg from a woman’s stomach. His post below:
“Doctors from Safe Hands Medicare Center Nigeria have removed this. According to the hospitals social media report, confirmatory results shows that the mass weighed 26kg in Histopathology lab and was a 32cm degenerating fibroid. This makes it the Largest ever mass to be removed from an individual in any part of the world.
Update: this surgery took place in 2014 in Nigeria…but still news to many..so continue reading…
The surgery was done without blood transfusion Access to good healthcare can make a difference. This is the reason I campaign vigorously for universal access to good quality healthcare. It is a common belief in Africa that a woman with a large mass such as this one may have been cursed by someone in her present or in her past life. Some unqualified personnel may even attempt to make incisions (cuts) with unsterilised blades or knives all over her abdomen. She may be given different substances to drink and eat in order to deflate the tummy. Wrong diagnosis can be done in the absence of diagnostic equipments. This is the reason many still die in developing countries”
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FunnY Nigeria Quotes That Make You Laugh


Find below some of the inspirational quotes that would leave you with a new energy, pay no attention to the quotes:
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1. The ewa quote
Only ewa agonyin can understand the full plight of bread – Tush (2016).

2. Zebra quote

When you have eight tribal marks with stretch marks scattered all over your body and you still want to add tattoos to it. What are you? A zebra? – Unknown author.

3. Ladies

When you keep taking pictures inside various cars and you expect your man to believe you are not cheating. Who exactly are you, a mechanic? – Unknown author.

4. Towards getting married

When you are stuck with an engagement ring for five years what is your mission? To become lords of the rings? – Unknown author.

5. Women

Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any – Albert Einstein (1872).
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6. The Nigerian Martin Luther King

Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything – Martin Luther King Jnr (1900).

7. This got us…

Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing up his face, is capable of murder… – Obasanjo (1999).

8. This is specially for you, yes you!

Drinking garri does not mean you are poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty – Queen Elizabeth (1893).

9. Hausa perfume, oh no

He who says nothing last forever has never tried Hausa perfume – Isaac Newton (1904).

10. Hunger ooo

He who runs around looking for scissors to cut Indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry – (Sir Dr. Nnamdi Azikiwe 1947).
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11. This is hilarious

Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain of fire member – William Shakespeare (1788).
12. Okbye…

See What Weed Does To Your D**k

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In 2010 researchers first discovered THC receptors inside a monkey penis, and then eventually, the human penis. The receptors themselves are located in the smooth muscle of the penis. That noise makes up almost 80% of a dude's johnson and thus, must be taken seriously.
Testing began, and soon there were indications that THC, the active ingredient in marijuana, could be linked with sexual dysfunction with those receptors being to blame.
Long-term pot users have reported a decrease in their sexual function. This is pretty interesting given that most users still report (and have since 1973) that smoking enhances their sex life. But again, these were younger users.
Don't go burning down your secret stash just yet.
There's a pretty major flaw in this study, and it's one researchers are hard at work to solve. Men in general report higher instances of sexual dysfunction as they age. Good ol' mister floppy does love to start messing with a dude's head, don't he?
In order to accurately determine whether age or pot usage is the defining factor, more research needs to be conducted.
If this means some women have to volunteer to get high and have some sex on the government's dime, I am more than happy to offer up my services to the cause. Science is important.
Do you think it's true?

7 WTF (Seriously Crazy) Things You Didn't Know About Having SEX


Sex is fascinating. It can also be gross, weird, pleasurable, awful, or just straight-up boring. You never know what you're going to get until you're in it. That's why we love it so much.
Oh, and orgasms, too. We love the orgasms.
But twisted in all the good (and sometimes bad stuff) is the weird stuff. Like the stuff that when you find out about it you can't help but shrink into your seat and mumble, "What the effing eff?" You jerk back from whatever source has informed you of this news and cringe in both disgust and wonder, all at the same time.
For example, did you know your nose is affected by nookie? Your nose is probably the last thing you think about when you're getting it on, but just like your vagina and his penis, your nose also swells in size. Because of this, an orgasm can clear out any congestion you might have thanks to those open nasal passageways. 
And, did you know sex can actually be lifesaving? Just ask female ferrets. When she doesn't have sex when she's in heat, she can actually die.
If you're not sure what I'm talking about, then here are 7 examples of WTF sex facts that you need to know.

hOW To Know when Your Partner Is Cheating

Just get your guy to slip this chip into the tip of his penis (here is where I started laugh-crying and never stopped). Then, put a similar chip in your vulva, download the Commit-Tech app to your smartphone and presto, sexo, you've got constant access to his doodle and all of its activities.
The device claims that if the penis with said chip in it has sex with a hole that does not have the corresponding chip inside of it, it will send an alert to your phone.
Can you imagine being at work, leaning in hard and leading a meeting about last month's numbers and your phone vibrates. You glance down, adjusting your sensible Meroni suit jacket and see "TREVOR IS PORKING SOME STRANGER" flashing on your screen.
Then you're like "Again with this, Trevor?" And you get distracted and botch the meeting and now you'll never be CFO all because of Trevor, his penis, and high tech phone science. 
This story smells totally fake, but it's not outside the realm of what's possible. Until popular science comes up with a way of making penile microchip insertion pleasant and totally not suspicious, those worried that their partners are stepping out on them can do what all paranoid girlfriends have done since the advent of smartphones: Track his ass using a GPS.
There is another alternative measure you can take if you suspect that your dude is cheating. You could be like "Hey, we need to talk, I'm feeling like there is some cheating happening." What's great about doing this is that every single man on planet earth when confronted this way will respond with: "WHAT? ME? CHEAT? NO? YOU'RE CRAZY!"
The good news is that because men are as transparent as sheets of the finest rice paper, you'll be able to glean from his own rendition of this response whether or not it is true and proceed from there.
If you think your dude is cheating, the truth is almost inconsequential.
The fact that you're feeling insecure in the relationship is what matters. It's a sign there's shit that needs to be addressed. I'm sorry to say there is no penile microchip that can miraculous heal your own trust issues.

8 Diff Types Of Vaginas

Here's the lowdown on the vagina ... from a man's perspective.
Much like fingerprints, no two vaginas are exactly alike and guys are well aware of it. Unfortunately, we as women seem to be left in the dark when it comes to this. Other than "she's loose" or "too tight," women have no idea what guys say about their womanhood.
The truth is that guys have just as much to say about vaginas as we have to say about their penises. No need to fret. After speaking with a handful of 20-something men and consulting with blogs of the male perspective, we've been able to derive the top vaginas seen and discussed among men.
What men really think of 8 types of vaginas: 
1. The Bony Vagina
What It Says About You: Chances are if you're on the petite or skinny end of the spectrum, you may have one of these. This type of vagina is more narrow and bonier than most. The exciting part about it is that it allows for a tighter fit that ensures a sensational sexual experience.
Male Review: The snug fit makes for great sex and stimulation. Although it often leads to great sex, it can be a little uncomfortable when a sensitive body part is conjoined with a bony one.
2. The Full Lip Vagina
What It Says About You: Simply put, you've got plumper lips than the rest. They are so pert that they practically scream for attention. And, they're just so darn kissable.
Male Review: Luckily, guys agree. Fat lips are a crowd pleaser amongst the male population. Sources tell us that they are the softest of the bunch, very inviting and easier to find for penetration. Not to mention, it makes the men excited for some lip on lip action if you know what I mean.
3. The Shaved Vagina
What It Says About You: You are so into making sure everything is clean shaven, prim and proper, and the sexiest of the pack, but sometimes you run into a few mishaps.
Male Review: Guys definitely notice when a woman puts a great deal of work into keeping her vagina perfectly tamed. Ingrown hairs are not uncommon but fortunately, there are ways to avoid them. Getting onto a consistent waxing or shaving regimen can help, and an alcohol based toner like these Bliss Ingrown Eliminating Pads can help reduce shaving boo-boos.
4. The Expert Vagina 
What It Says About You: You're experienced and the vagina isn't shy about it. You've got those wide alleys for easy parking. At least that's what some men think. The truth is, the vagina expands as we get aroused.
Male Review: Guys like to pretend to like the easy entry, but in reality they are worried that their equipment isn't big enough to please you. This may lead to major bruised egos. Letting them know how great they are can do wonders so don't be afraid to stroke that ego a bit.
5. The Accessorized Vagina
What It Says About You: Your vagina loves to accessorize with lots of extra skin in the surrounding area.
Male Review: The common misconception is that this type of vagina seems like its old, run down, tired or just got off a major diet. Fortunately, men really don't mind the extra skin so don't be afraid to embrace it.
6. The 70s Vagina
What It Says About You:  You've got a thing for comfort and relaxation and your vagina shows it. Shaving down there really isn't a priority to you.
Male Review: For the most part, guys don't normally have an issue with an unshaven vagina so don't feel obligated to start a new shaving regimen. Just keep in mind that finding pleasure island can get difficult while hiking through the jungle.
7. The Virginal Vagina
What It Says About You: Your body is as tight as it gets from those slender arms to that tight vagina. In fact, the walls may actually be closing in.
Male Review: If you own one of these, you're in luck because guys give this one two thumbs up. The snug fit allows for heightened sensations and a major confidence boost. Guys never have to worry about whether or not they are big enough and the close fit definitely makes them think your vagina was made specifically for them.
8. The Peek-a-Boo Vagina
What It Says About You: You definitely know how to work the room, but you're not exactly the life of the party. You've got that clitoris that is out just enough to give the perfect tease.
Male Review: A perky clit makes for the perfect plaything for the male species. Plus, they love the bigger orgasms girls seem to get with these. It makes them feel like they did their job just right.
You have to remember that vaginas come in all shapes and sizes. There is no such thing as the "perfect vagina." A good man will love you despite the type of vagina you happen to have. Don't forget to embrace your vagina regardless of what it looks like. After all, it makes you the beautiful and unique woman that you are.

Reasons Guys Love it When You Orgasm

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 You're familiar with the fortune cookie game, right? The one where you say "in bed" after you read your fortune? Well I once cracked open a cookie to find this: "You need to dedicate more time to others." … in bed.

We like to feel accomplished
You ever see a guy right after he receives a promotion at work? Or after his fantasy football team wins the league? He stands a little taller, puffs his chest out a little more. We crave that sense of achievement in the bedroom, too. So even if your guy's drooling into his pillow, if you just had an orgasm, you can bet he's dreaming the dreams of a champion.
Big Os bring us closer
Orgasms flood both our brains with the bonding hormone oxytocin. It makes you feel more connected, love-y, and just all around awesome. And hey, why should we experience this feel-good cocktail on our own?    
We get a private show
Watching you lose control turns us on. When you curl your toes, bite your lip, arch your back … that's some real stuff. And we're the only ones who get to see it.
Your voice sounds amazing at that volume
We generally only hear you raise your voice under two circumstances: You're really mad at us, or you're really happy with us. When you're on the precipice of an orgasm, we assume you're in that second category.  
We like to know you're having just as good a time as we are 
There's no Yelp for men (well, this app comes close) so the only reviews we have to go on are your own enthusiasm. This means we strive to deliver upstanding service every single time. We know you can still be enjoying yourself without an orgasm, but that doesn't make us any less committed to the task.

Your happiness is important to us
That's part of the reason we love to give you things. Orgasms, as it turns out, just happen to be way cheaper (and more mind-blowing) than flowers or jewelry.
You're like a sexy chameleon
As you heat up and your blood starts flowing faster, your chest can turn a little pink. It's called "sex flush," and it looks great on you.
Honestly, we're just impressed
Reports from the field indicate that women can experience multiple orgasms. This is foreign to men, which makes it all the more epic to watch.