Tuesday, 5 July 2016

Tips on how to be the best failure of the century

TIPS ON HOW TO REMAIN POOR



1. NEVER WAKE UP EARLY. Keep stretching and turning in bed until you

get too hungry to continue dozing. If there are no bed bugs, why hurry

to get up?



2. NEVER PLAN HOW TO SPEND YOUR MONEY. Whenever you get money, start

spending it right away and when it's finished, you try to count and

recall how you spent it.



3. DONT THINK OF SAVING TILL YOU HAVE REAL BIG MONEY. How can you save

when you earn so little? Those telling you to save are not sympathetic

to your burning needs.



4. DONT ENGAGE IN ACTIVITIES USUALLY RESERVED FOR THE UNEDUCATED. How

can you, a graduate, engage in petty trade, network marketing or

home-based production? That's for people who never went to school!



5. DONT THINK OF STARTING A BUSINESS UNTIL AN ANGEL COMES FROM HEAVEN

AND GIVES YOU CAPITAL. How do they expect you to invest before you get

millions? Even though more than half the businesses in your town were

started with little capital, you as a smart person can only start with

millions.



6. COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING EXCEPT YOUR OWN ATTITUDE AND LAZINESS.

Blame the system, the government and the banks that refused to lend

you money. They are all bad and do not want you to get rich.



7. SPEND MORE THAN YOU EARN. To achieve this, buy consumer products on

credit and keep borrowing from friends and employers.



8. COMPETE IN DRESSING. Make sure you're wearing the latest clothes.

Intimidate the congregation with your trendy fashions every Sunday.

Whenever your neighbour buys a new phone, you get one that is more

expensive.



9. GET YOURSELF A NICE SECOND-HAND CAR that costs more than three

times your yearly salary.



10. GIVE YOUR CHILDREN EVERYTHING THEY ASK FOR SINCE YOU ARE SUCH A

LOVING PARENT. They should not struggle for anything because you do

not want them to suffer that way, they will grow up lazy and hence

poor enough to ensure they can't help you at old age



Hmmmm..........Think on these things and take a positive steps out

of POVERTY today.

Good day to you all

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