Tuesday, 19 July 2016

funny Advice that will make you laugh!!

1. Kissing ur man is not a problem. The problem is how u do it. Stop

making Sounds like a car Crash.

2. Screaming during Sex is romantic and its not a problem. The problem

is Shouting words like; "JESUS: OOH MY GOD: HOLY MARY". You're having

Sex, Not a Church Service. And besides i don't know if you're

reminding God to Punish you Later.

3. Wearing short skimpy skirts is not a problem, in fact its very

Sexy. The problem is wearing your Mini and looking all nice but when

you see Guyz u try to Pull it down now forcing it to be long. Don't u

see that you're deceiving yourself.

4. Loving your man is not a problem. The problem is Changing your

Surname on Facebook and put his surname when you've not even been

Introduced to his mother. Just Chill, i would hate to read your Post

Later saying, "MEN ARE WICKED AND CHEATS"

5. Saying all Men are the Same is not ma problem but Who asked you to

try them ALL?

6. Bleaching your skin till u shine brighter than your future is not a

problem, but the problem is having White Face, Yellow hands, Chocolate

Lips and Black Legs. Are u a Zebra?

7. Reading this post ain't a problem, in fact it's welcomed, but the

problem is reading without Laughing or Commenting...

Lol.. Friends ...hehe...Don't kill yourself because of the country's

present condition, we will all get over it, it's just a matter of

time.....

# Goodday

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